The Calculation of God

1. There is no design document at all.
2. It relies entirely on reverse engineering of helpless APIs.
3. An unstable, frequently crashing system, with the most recent crash occurring 65 million years ago.
4. Dead code is everywhere.
5. Both the source code and the executable binary files are gone, leaving only unreliable diagrams.
6. Quality is just copy and paste.
7. Three serious code lovers.
8. Zombie threads.
9. Inventor of GA (Genetic Algorithm).
10. The retired god has not been seen since the IPO.

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