A Case of Two Bottles of Jiaduobao Causing a Bloody Incident

Two buddies, they had a good relationship.

One of them was studying at the police academy, and the other was studying traditional Chinese medicine.

The buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine came over as a guest, but before leaving, they got into an argument and were fined 5 yuan to buy back the just-consumed bottle of Jiaduobao.

Since the price was almost 43% higher than the market price, it may have caused the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine to become mentally imbalanced. Surprisingly, they decided to take a risky move and attempted to take away the other bottle of Jiaduobao.

When caught, the situation naturally escalated, and the buddy from the police academy felt insulted emotionally.

Moreover, the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine stubbornly resisted and unknowingly used mocking skills.

In the end, they even tried to settle the matter with Chinese yuan, and then they got punched.

I thought the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine was like me, never fighting or even witnessing physical altercations from childhood to adulthood, lacking the experience to react in the moment. That’s why they were constantly in a passive state of being hit, not dodging or fighting back, stupid enough to be the focus of the damage per second.

Later on, I realized that I was completely mistaken.

Just as I started thinking about intervening, the fight had already ended.

The incident happened too suddenly, and I didn’t have time to react. The buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine was already hit.

The final blow was a flying kick followed by a backstab.

After the event, I suddenly imagined a 2x combo from an arcade game.

Perhaps I never expected the buddy from the police academy to actually resort to physical violence and it shocked me!

Afterwards, the buddy from the police academy blocked the door, not letting the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine leave. At the time, I didn’t understand, but now I remember.

In martial arts novels, it often happens that after taking a blow, it seems harmless at the time, but a few steps beyond the threshold, one suddenly spits out blood and collapses.

Of course, in the end, in a consensus, the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine was able to leave.

Still worried, I asked about their injuries, whether they had any internal injuries from being kicked, and whether there was any internal bleeding in their abdomen. Turns out, they were completely unharmed and are now actively going on dates with their GL.

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On the other hand, the buddy from the police academy said their soft tissue seemed to be injured, causing pain with any movement. Unable to bear it, they sprayed Yunnan Baiyao and applied medicine to heal the injury.

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Before, I specifically asked if the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine had practiced internal martial arts, like acupuncture, since they were skilled at it. But they solemnly assured me they hadn’t.

Considering their GL surname is Zhang, could it be that the following plot unfolded in that moment:

In that moment of complete silence, the buddy studying traditional Chinese medicine suddenly remembered a few lines from their textbook: “He is strong because he is strong, with a gentle breeze passing through the hill. He is overbearing because he is overbearing, with the bright moon shining over the river.” While reciting these lines in the study room, they never fully understood their meaning. But now, suddenly, they recalled that as a student from the police academy, known for their strength and cruelty, they were not their enemy. Following the essence of the textbook, it seemed that regardless of how strong or vicious the enemy may be, they could treat them like a gentle breeze or a reflection of the moon, even if it could be inflicted upon them, it would cause no harm. But how could they avoid being harmed? The text below says, “He is fierce because he is fierce, but I have sufficient true energy.”

OMG, are they messing with me?

Since these two terrorists often operate within a five-foot radius of me,

I’ve decided to learn Wing Chun – Seeking the Bridge this weekend, just in case.

Translated by gpt-3.5-turbo